What Flavor Are You?

This post features nude photos. ***NSFW***

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What gay man doesn't love bulging biceps, firm forearms, sculpted shoulders, plentiful pecs, a spicy six-pack, thick thighs, colossal calves, and a bubble butt, all found upon a marble statue of a man?

*raises hand*

Me.

I'll take the "regular" man, any day.

...

*drool*

Woof.

Don't get me wrong, guys with great physiques are attractive.

My preference for regular men is one I've had for a long time, discovered by weighing the pros and cons of each and every body type.

At the top of the "Physique Pyramid", are Gym Rats. Described at the very beginning. Men who go to the gym 4 or more times, spend at least 8 hours on workouts and additional personal care per week.

You see Gym Rats all the time. They're modeling clothes or nothing at all and they are commonly found in porn.

Sean Cody models come to mind.

Statistically, Gym Rats on average are 35 years old, 5' 10", weigh 178 pounds, and have very little to no body hair. 

I just don't care to spend excessive amounts of time at a gym or even outdoors. I don't mind doing physical activities, even though, I sit in front of a computer most days.

Sitting in front of a computer doesn't define me, going to the gym a lot is the exact definition of a Gym Rat.

"Bull", is a term I'm not familiar with. The average Bull is 31 years old, 6 feet tall, weighs 283 pounds, which, is mostly muscle, and tends to have a lot of body hair.

I Googled, "Gay Male Bull" and the image results were not bad overall. I don't think any of the men pictured physically matched the statistics, but some were attractive.

Like myself, I think Google has a hard time truly defining a Bull's body type.

From the average statistics and the implication of the name itself, I would say this is a good example of a Bull.

Muscle Cub is probably the next closest term in definition to my body type. The only difference I can see is the age.

If I was younger, I'd be a Muscle Cub rather than a Muscle Bear.

"Daddies", there's the gay community's "Magic Word" again.

I punched in my statistics, but I changed my age to the average Daddy age of 49 years old.

I'm definitely lined up to be a Daddy in about 15 years.

At one point, I was defined as a "Wolf".

Around my 35th Birthday, I gained weight and I was no longer a Wolf, which, I'm fine with. Maybe if I get back to exercising more regularly, I'll be a Wolf again someday.

Outside of these more "rare" body types, are Bears, Cubs, Otters, and Twinks.

These are the everyday body types. 

From all the body types listed, my demographic is statistically more attracted to Cubs, Bears, and Chasers.

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No, thank you.

I'm more interested in other Muscle Bears, which, were listed as a primary body type attraction. Other than Muscle Bears, I'm mostly into Otters, Wolves, Muscle Pups, and Muscle Cubs.

Some examples:

The hottest thing I've seen on the internet in the past few weeks is this video. ***NSFW***

Something tells me neither gentleman in the video is a Gym Rat.

Whatever your flavor may be, make sure your voice is being heard when it comes to issues related to the gay community.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. - Unknown

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The majority of information and statistics on gay cliques and body types is from Studio Moh.